103. KIDS HATE BROCCOLI

Zoei loves pureed food.

She could finish a small bottle in a day and she’d be completely happy laughing and dancing while consuming the bottled food. Interestingly though, after tasting most of the pureed vegetables and fruits, we bought her another variant - Broccoli. And you know what?

She hates it with a passion of a thousand burning suns. I’m not kidding. Kids, I think, are genetically wired to hate Broccoli. Well, that or she just takes after her mom and swore the good fight against this type of vegetable.

Oh, by the way, she loves squash.  

102. Dragon Age: Origins

I have to say that Dragon Age: Origins was one of the best games of 2009 hands down. And I guess one of the reasons why this game was such a hit was because of the epic battle trailer BioWare released. Let us savor that moment again by watching the video, please?

Did you see that spectfuckacular jaw dropping trailer? The minute I watched that, I had to run to the bathroom and change pants, And because I peed myself so much I had to drink gatorade to prevent the onset of dehydration. But fuck it, it was well worth it!

101. GUESS WHO’S BACK

Oh come on, GUESS! 

After more than I year, I’m back with i.ph, my friends, so pass out the beer roast those pigs, fire up the grill and bring in the ladies because I’m here to stay! 

It’s been months since my other blog fell into a coma, then, into purgatory and now that I don’t know when it’s coming back. But until then, I’m here to stay! This is not bad of course, this place rocks!

So stay tuned and let’s see what kind of a train wreck I could conjure up here!

100. STRAIGHT EDGE LIVING.. NOT

I have something to tell you guys which I know you won’t believe. I almost can’t believe it myself until I craved for it earlier today when I saw a kid got trampled by a tricycle. Don’t worry, the kid survived and she was still able to stand up. I see that a lot these days, kids getting hit by moving vehicles, I’m just glad it wasn’t me on the driver seat.
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99. DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT

I know what you’re going to say, I change blogs as often as I change my underwear - once a year. No wait, that didn’t sound right. I’m like an obese drunk middle aged guy from work in a cool party starved for attention. “Let’s go guys! I don’t want to work, I just want to party!” (Rips off jogging pants) tugss-tugss-tugss.

Okay, that still didn’t sound right. If you rummage through the pages, you’d notice that most of the entries here were from my original blog. Why? because I said so here. Although the page is still kinda broken. I brokenated it for some reason, it’s hard to admit it but I’m a WP ignoramus. Although you’d have to say this is an amazing layout and it’s an awesome set up, I really can’t take any credit for it. It’s been magically altered by Ea Raymundo in exchange for some type of smelly paper we call money. I wanted to ask her if I could pay through sexual favors but at the back of my mind, I don’t think my wife would agree to such a deal.
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