Joel Avatari

Oh hi there, “ber” months! You came as fast as a boy on Summer Glau would, didn’t you? I can’t believe we’re already at the home stretch of this life changing year – 2009. It’s so life changing that I can’t believe this will be the first Christmas we’re having with our baby, who until now, has no name (Closest name we agreed on was Zoe Maxine Bellatrix, nothing final yet).And because Christmas is just around the corner, here are some things I want to add to my Christmas 2009 WISH list!

Palm Pre

Yes, it’s the smart phone that will rival all the other smart phones in the market today. It runs on Palm OS and unofficial tests show that the Palm OS responds faster than the OS of the phone that has an I in front of it. Pardon me for not mentioning the brand; they have an abundant number of fan boys/girls that will troll you if you mention anything negative about their “godly” product.

Best. Phone. Ever.

But thanks to Sprint who signed an exclusive deal with Palm, The phone is now stuck in the USA unappreciated and unloved. Damn that Sprint, I don’t even work for a call center but they still managed to fuck up my plans. Watch more to appreciate.

Nokia N900

It’s the second phone in my wish list because that’s how I roll. Seriously though you got it all wrong, it’s not a phone, it’s a desktop computer. It’s just that your pockets are too big that the N900 can fit inside. That N900 is monster of a machine.

See? It's a giant desk top computer!

It will sell for 500euros or P35,000. I’d say that’s a steal and when I say steal I mean I can’t afford it and I’d better steal one instead. Kidding! Thirty five thousand for a desktop computer sounds about right don’t you think?

Beatles

On 09/09/09, digitally remastered versions of ALL the awesome Beatles albums will be released. Sweet! And as a huge Beatles fan, I WANT it! I shall have it! Though I’d consider buying one after my baby is born and I have extra cash. I love being a dad already.

Digitally Remastered! I mean Rockband Beatles

On the same note, the Beatles: Rockband will also be released on the same date. Blame it on the song Revolution 9. It’s the year of the Beatles baby and I’m psyched!

Nanny

You’re probably thinking, “You know what’s typical, Joel getting a hot nanny for his baby.” If you think I’m THAT shallow then I guess you know me too well… NOT! I’d get the best nanny for our baby and hands down, that would be Rosie from the Jetsons!

Rosie

Think about it, she will never tire and because of that mother instinct chip installed in her erm.. Mother board, she’d be the best nanny for our baby. Now, I just have to find a supplier. Wish me luck!

Hover board

I suck at roller blades so I want to try hover boarding instead. What? It’s not real? But it’s been recorded in history! There was one in 1855 and 1955 and another one in 1985 and I am sure it was already mass produced in 2015 so I bet it’s already out somewhere.

See? Hover boards are real!

Hover boarding across the streets of Singapore, now that’s fun.

Sony Vaio TT

Aside from the fact that it has in its name the Tagalog term for male genitals, it’s one of the most powerful compact laptops to date. It has a Blu-ray drive, 256 GB SSD, 2.87-pound weight and thickness under an inch. It also has an 11.1-inch, LED-backlit 16:9 LCD panel and an HDMI port that outputs at 1080p resolution.

I SRSLY have a hard on for the TT.. Wait.

The Sony Vaio TT is so pretty I could cry. Literally.

Power Shot G11

I drooled when I found out that the Canon Power Shot G11 is out. I know I just bought a camera and I know I promised not to buy any other camera, accessories, filters, etc, etc until such time that I actually have improved taking photos and/or when my D40 conks out.

Want so badly

And it’s relatively cheap. Suggested retail price is $500 or P25,000.

So there you have it folks! Stuff I want to buy for myself for Christmas. How about you? What are you planning to buy for Christmas?