WHAT’S IN A NAME?
Posted by joelavatari in Musings, Real Living on June 23rd, 2009
Yesterday we went to my wife’s OBGYNE for her monthly check up. We were quite excited because it was the fifth month of pregnancy and with that, we get to see the baby’s gender and voila – It is a healthy and normal baby GIRL!
When we got home, we then proceeded to the site babynames.com because we were excited and we couldn’t decide on the baby’s name, not that we’re on a hurry. We still have 4 months to go before we finalize her name. I just don’t want to end up like my friend who named her baby, Jean Nicole. Come on now; don’t tell me you didn’t get that. Say the name Jean Nicole 10 times as fast as you can. Read the rest of this entry »
10,000 STEPS TO SEXINESS!
Posted by joelavatari in Musings on June 15th, 2009
My new motto right now is “10,000 steps to sexiness baby!”
As I’ve posted time and again in Plurk, I bought a pedometer and I’m so psyched right now I could walk where ever!!

This is not an image of a pedometer. Sry.
A pedometer is not a measure of how much you like kids silly! It’s a thing that counts steps – like a step counter! Although I would direct you to this site if you must insist on the former.
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ME AS A PARENT – LOLZ
Posted by joelavatari in Real Living on June 2nd, 2009
My wife is now on her sixteenth or seventeenth week of pregnancy. So I say Yay, because she’s out of the danger/critical zone. The doctor said the baby is now as big as a mango. Although I know she meant the usual ripe mango we see, I just can’t help but ask if it’s the regular one or the carabao mango. Also, our doctor is Singaporean.
She asked me to repeat what I just said. So while smiling I said, “Carabao, you know like a Cow”. She then asked me, what a cow has got to do with any of this. Read the rest of this entry »
THINGS I DO AT HOME NOW THAT I AM A BUM
Posted by joelavatari in Retardery on May 26th, 2009
I have to be clear now, I am not yet officially a bum because my last day of work is on June 15,2009. Though I am on leave until that said date arrives, so basically, I am a lazy ass bum. Right here are stuff a guy goes through every single day when he is jobless and practically worthless to the world. Worlthless and expensive because I consume air and food which should be reserved for people who matter. Anyway here’s the list. Read the rest of this entry »
FAVORITE TV SHOW CHARACTERS
Posted by joelavatari in Fan Boy, Musings on May 19th, 2009
After a month long blog hiatus, I’ve come back with three of my favorite TV show characters of all time! These guys have inspired my way of living one way or the other. I have to say, I’ve enjoyed watching them in their half hour TV series day in and day out. Read the rest of this entry »
SOMETHING LIKE THIS
Posted by joelavatari in Fan Boy, Musings, Real Living on April 14th, 2009
Garfield:
I soooo lurve my comfort zone... It's so... you know... comfy.
Mac:
What are you doing to your life Garfield!? Aren't you tired of the same old routine everyday?
Garfield:
Oh hai thar ex-child super star Macaulay Culkin! Notice all the days end in "days"? Because that's what it's suppose to be?! same day everyday!


